1-2 business days after you place your order!
When you place your order, it goes through a series of interconnected tubes called ‘the internet’. This stage takes only a few milliseconds. The hold up begins at the other end of those tubes: our secret warehouse in an undisclosed location (it’s in Florida, shhhh). Secret warehouses have strict labor laws against hiring non-supernatural beings. You can choose unicorns, trolls, yeti, anything magical really. We chose Gnomes because we like their little red hats. Very pointy. Anyway, gnomes will not process anything received after 12pm EST until the very next day because that’s when they take their union-mandated naps in the garden. Fortunately, what they lack in afternoon fortitude they more than make up for in administration of notification emails and you will receive one with a tracking number as soon as your order is shipped, one or two business days later.